(Okay, so it doesn’t rhyme) you should buy Burma Shave. after all this time… If you are still here… All trade names are registered trademarks of their respective companies. The Pacific Ocean Yosemite Disneyland The Firesign Theatre David Bowie Elvis Costello Oingo Boingo Spinal Tap Too Much Joy (That’s a lie) Devo They Might Be Giants The Talking Heads John Astley Aerosmith Van Halen Roger Waters (by himself) Pink Floyd (with Roger Waters) The Doors The Beatles Led Zeppelin Pixar® Think Pascal™ Apple Computer® Diet Coke®, Pepsi®, and Burger King® DuckTales® Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers® and Talespin® Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan Buckaroo Banzai (and the boys at Yoyodyne) F.B.I. Special Agent Dale Cooper (and the Bookhouse Boys) Ralph Bakshi (and his fabulous cartoons) Steve Jobs (and his fabulous computers) Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… and the System 7.0a9 opening parade. Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… Stan's Metro Deli Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… Jack Sutherland Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… Jack Swift Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… Mark A. Swift Jr. Mariah™ is dedicated to the memory of… Mark A. Swift Arethea Erwin (and her fabulous jokes) Ron and Randy Nepsund (and their wonderful doos) Kim Bond, Brandy Gardner & Monica Mroz (and their wonderful wits) Edgar Patton (and his trusty sidekick, Matilda) Ted and Darla Sandy Kristi, Spike and Catfish Warren Dave, Sharon, Zephyr and Misaka Bolman Lisa Wainger Debbie Nakazawa Michael Plante Schrödinger, McGyver, Bob, Luke and Pip. Todd Reinsch Kitty Schrow Bil (One L) Lowry Sharon (No more Zardetto) Aker Larry and Iris Hensler Carol C. Swift Alice C. Swift Miranda Faye Thurlow Hensler Rhonda Faye Thurlow Hensler Other People, Places and Things that made Mariah™ Possible… (in no particular order) Been there, done that, what’s next? - Jon Astley Take a picture, give me the data, Whoa, it’s a wild, wild, life! - The Talking Heads Demo Version 1.1.1 With additional cool code from Mark Jennings